Thursday, 5 October 2017

Bengalis k contributions👌👌

Saratchandra👨, Bibhutibhushan Bondopadhyay👴, Jeebananda Das👱, Satyajit Ray👳, Famous ✨ invention of radio 📻 and plant 🌿 being a living 👶 being by Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose, 🅱️engali adhunik 🎸 songs 📯 , Najrulgiti 🎹 , Folk songs 🎶, Birendra kishor Bhadra's 🎼 agomoni 🎼.....national 🇮🇳 award 🏆 winning 🏅 films 🎥 , oscar 🏆, perfect 💯 debate 🗣️ on politics, art 🎨 , culture 🙏, Victoria ✌️, Rabindra shetu, festivals 🎉 in 🅱️engal, biryani 🍛, polao 🍚, kalia, chop , katlet 🍘, coffee ☕house🏠, manna dey, kishor kumar, borno mala, gitobitan, rock 🗿 , pop 🍿don't know 🤷how ❓to finish 🇫🇮 all in the list. 📝  And still ⌛ you are stuck with macher 🐟 jhol 🥘 admin? 👤

Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose 👨, Arubindo 👱, Vivekananda 👦, Writer ✍️ of Vande mataram 🙌 - Bamkin Chandra Chattapadhay. 😎 Football ⚽, mohan bagan who defeated🤺 British 🇬🇧 team 🤼 , cricket 🏏 and much more. 📃

Dear 🦌 admin 👤 and all chutiya 🖕non ❎ 🅱️engali stereotypes just 👌 because you👆 know nothing ❎ doesn't 🙅 mean every thing 😱 will be according to your👆 🅱️erception. 😤

Abd btw 🛣️ jo national 🇮🇳 anthem gaate 🎤 ho na 🤔 , it was written ✍️ by a 🅱️engali as well.

Ab 👇 gaand 🍑 mara.

53 MUN's

Mohnish you👉 talk👄 about knowledgeable🎓 person.
Bro you ❌don't know❌ that I have been sponsored✅ by the government 👔🏛️to represent India🇮🇳 in 7⃣ different countries🇵🇹🇵🇱🇵🇭🇵🇦🇳🇬🇳🇫🇳🇬. I have represented India🇮🇳 in the actual UN🏛️ headquarters🏢 in New York🗽🇺🇸, all expenses💲💵 covered by the government🏢🏛️🇮🇳.
I've done 5⃣3⃣ MUNs👔🏅🎤, been on 2⃣ student 🎓exchange program🎓, got a 💯% 🔥 scholarship 💵💲for summer🌞 school 🏛️at Yale🇺🇸.
It's pretty 😑obvious that you👉 might not❌ know ❌🤔all this about me💪 because I've never🙅 ranted🙊🎙️ but all these are true✔️. And I'm 1⃣6⃣ but age🕦 doesn't 🙅matter❌ I guess🤔🤔🤔.

Ankit Mor Ka Address ( ͡° ͜Ę– ͡°)

LEGEND Apts,Flat no.203,Road no. 5, Hitech City Main Road Opp.Cyber Pearl,Hitech City.Hyderabad👍
-Ankit Mor (Naam Yaad Rakhna, Security Guard Poochega) ^__^

TRUTH

Time to accept the truth -
There are only 3% Indians in NASA. (For those who say NASA is filled with Indians)
Bill Gates never said India would build another Microsoft if he stops hiring Indians.
The so called Indians working at top positions at big IT Companies and MNCs are mostly NRIs who have been educated in that country. Only few are totally Indians who studied and graduated in India. So no point in being proud of people like Sundar Pichai and others just because they were born in India.
The current estimated worth of Snapchat is equal to the current total worth of richest Indian.
Snapchat's CEO NEVER MADE THAT STATEMENT PUBLICILY. An ex-employee said that (and that is too from 2015) and it's still not confirmed if the CEO is responsible for that statement or not.
Boycotting Snapchat and giving it low rating won't do anything. Snapchat never had a user base in India.
Snapchat's user share consist of less than 5% Indians. So it won't even make a noticeable​ difference let alone crush it.
People who are abusing him, just look at his position and yours. He is much more successful and richer than you. He won't even care about your nonsense logics and abuses you are writing in reviews.
I would say that it was his opinion that India is not an efficient country for expansion of his services and to some extent, it is true. If you don't agree with him, ignore it. You won't become anti-national if you do this.
Barking on Facebook against him and giving bad reviews to Snapchat only proves his point, that we are not only poor compared to other developed countries, but blind, dumb and intolerant too.

Saturday, 16 September 2017

Roast

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

I sexually identity as an attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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